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currently employed as: an assistant at an art gallery;; reading: sandman;; playing: rayman origins; spore;; obsessing over: how to train your dragon 2; the art and character design for transistor;; my birthday is in two weeks.
“Hamlet’s openness to the audience provides an important contrast to the artifice he uses with those around him. The soliloquies are [ostentibly] one person events, but in my experience they can be the most collaborative moments in the plays.”

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

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“dude”

~ me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

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8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

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hey-duchess:

KAREN HALLION STRIKES AGAIN. SHE IS FLAWLESS.

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lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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psychedk:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

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I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

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It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

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You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

WHY DOES THIS EXIST WHY WHYYY

(Source: weirdbooksifind, via 01012012)

khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

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